Every card is drawn by an actual human who should not be allowed near a pen. The perfect joke gift.
Pick your cardFree second class delivery is included in every price. We’re a second class service, so it seemed fitting.
Tap a card to add your own words. We’ll try to spell them right.
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️“Absolutely awful.”Gary, Leeds
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️“The best worst card I’ve ever got.”Isabelle, Belfast
⭐️⭐️“They spelt my name wrong.”Steve
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️“My nan thought it was a ransom note. She loved it.”Sel
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️“I asked for a cat, I think it was a cat.”Andy, Glasgow
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️“Arrived second class, exactly as promised.”Chloe, Norwich
Questions, complaints, or a card that arrived in pieces? Email crappycards@protonmail.com. We’ll reply if we can be bothered.